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   02-06-2007, 2:09 PM
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Best bodge to get you home!

Following logically from the previous topic how about the above!!

While staying at the 'Belvedere Hotel' on Loch Prom in the early 80s I remember watching a chap dismantle his blown up Trident motor, he removed the centre conrod and piston (it was broke!) and installed a Jubilee clip over the centre crank journal so he could run it as a 2 cylinder without loosing all the oil pressure!!! I wonder if he ever made it home?! I wonder which poor sod now owns that Trident?!

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   02-06-2007, 2:39 PM
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Re: Best bodge to get you home!
First TT in 75 we had two CB250 Hondas with us, a K2 and a K4, both went wrong.  The K2 blew a plug out and we had to remove the head on the Glen Dhoo campsite and then take it into Douglas to be helicoiled, it never worked properly after that and eventually we removed the plug, disconnected electrics and fuel then run it as a 125 single to get us home.  I missed a gear on the K4 at Quarter Bridge and shattered the rings on one cylinder, after that it kept blowing all the engine oil out of the breather, so on the way home my mate opened a can of vegetable soup and drank it cold, taped the empty tin to the bike to collect the oil, then when it was full it could be tipped back in.
 
Both of us got home.
 
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   02-06-2007, 6:27 PM
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Re: Best bodge to get you home!
How cleaver is that. I wouldn't have a clue about doing any of these. Keep um coming guy's.
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   02-06-2007, 6:41 PM
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Re: Best bodge to get you home!
If you rode your bike around in just your pants like in your picture its no wonder you ended up with shattered rings !

Great picture and a great story Ralph.

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   02-06-2007, 6:47 PM
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Re: Best bodge to get you home!
a few years ago my mate came off badly at windy corner and spent 2 days in nobles. he made a right mess of his harris suzuki too, smashed all the crankcase up, so after great thought and consideration i rebuilt said casing with the bits we recovered and 2 fibreglass repair kits from a car spares shop. it wasnt 100% oil tight but he managed to ride the 32 miles back to preston on it at a steady 40 mph and he had a very oil soaked right foot by the time we got home. (strangely the bike got nicked about 2 weeks later, never to be seen again, (cough cough) insurance paid out fully) one very happy mate. the blobs of fibreglass resin are still on the steps of the mannin hotel to tell the tale.
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   02-06-2007, 8:03 PM
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Re: Best bodge to get you home!

Not quite a bodge but I witnessed a remarkable feat of innovation in 1962.

A guy I knew drove to pierhead liverpool for the ferry in a Morris Minor traveller with a Itom 50cc inside for use on the island,parked the Morris for the week outside the royal liver building on the street.Whilst on the island he met a friend whose Norton Dominator had blown up in a big way and had no way of getting it home 300miles to Norwich.So this guy somehow managed to get the Norton into the Morris  and the Norton rider thrashed the 50cc Itom none stop from Liverpool to Norwich.

Myself never been stuck with a bike but have had to carry out many a bodge on the Ford Thames bike transporter van remember one incident,bottom hose split in middle of nowhere,easily bodged with electrical tape but alas no water.Good job the 3 of us aboard had full bladders.


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   02-07-2007, 1:36 PM
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The first year I went to the tt with the bikes was 1970, I had a Bonny, my mate had a C15, The fist day we were there, my mate siezed his C15 solid at Kirk Michael. We scrounged a towrope from someones house and I towed him back to Douglas, because the Bonny was quite high geared I had keep the speed at about 60mph so that it run & pull ok. I thought it all went quite well untill we stopped.My mate was white with fear !!!. We pushed it all the way up Bray Hill to the cross roads at the top then went down to the sea front & the hotel.

 The next day we found out that if we had gone straight on at Quaterbridge it would have bought us right to the hotel !! Happy days.

Same mate,  I had a Thunderbird outfit, we were on the way to Silverstone in the early 70's, nearly there and my mate,who was in the chair starts to shout & knock my leg, when I looked to see what he's going on about I can see that the engine's on fire.

After much huffing & puffing & running round like headless chickens we manage to blow the fire out. We found that the petrol tank had cracked  around the petrol tap and run down ont the magneto.

  He managed to hold a rag on the tank untill we got to Silverstone.

 And the bodge we used to seal the tank for the the return trip  was...........................soap, normal household soap we found in the Gents toilet, crumble it or shave it, make it into a paste, hey presto one sealed petrol tank, it lasted well over a week till I could sort out another tank.  

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   02-07-2007, 2:26 PM
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My Z650 suddenly started to sound like a Harrier jump-jet whilst I was on my way to a bike rally in Cambridgeshire.  I stopped to have a look, and found a big hole on the underside of the silencer.

Always having odd bits and bobs rattling around in the bottom of my panniers came in handy that day.  I flattened a Coke can and fastened it over the hole with a couple of jubilee clips.  It quitened the bike down brilliantly, lasted for the whole weekend and got me back home.


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   02-07-2007, 2:59 PM
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Re: Best bodge to get you home!
  Not strictly a bike fixing  bodge but..

When I was travelling back through Belgium in 1999 the panniers blew off the back of my GSXR600 . I knew there was trouble when I looked in my mirrors and where there had been solid traffic behind me a couple of minutes earlier the carriageway behind me was completely empty.

Back tracking I found all 3 lanes of  the motorway at a complete standstill and the contents of my bags dumped all over the place. Something must have run over them because it was like a bomb had gone off. There were pants and socks in the central reservation, shoes, trousers, on the hard shoulder , and bits of laptop, books, camera etc across all three lanes. The panniers themselves were destroyed, completely  flattened. While i was gathering all the stuff off the motorway I noticed a traffic monitoring camera on the verge pointing right at me and the melee. Sure enough about 5 minutes later, when the traffic had started moving and I was pondering how on earth I was going to cart all my stuff back without anything to put it in this Belgium Bike cop pulled up on his standard issue BMW. Now Belgium police arnt normally the friendliest law enforcement organisation around and frankly I was expecting him to nick me for whatever he could dream up, but to my surprise he just laughed and started loading my dirty underwear and sundries into the spare space that he had in his panniers. He also lent me a bungee cord which i used to create a sort of luggage equivalent of a fajita with the broken pieces of pannier and the bungee cord. With me balancing this mess on the tank and the Belgium copper following me with my pants we set off to the next service station to stock up on bungee cords. unfortunately he broke down on the way(so much for Beemer reliability)  and I had to go on alone after transfering my stuff from his bike to the front of my jacket.

The rest of the trip, apart from missing my chunnel crossing was uneventful as id managed to get some duct tape and was using yards of the stuff hold it all down, fuel stops were a drag though  . However because of the incident I didnt get home until the early hours and my wife, who had been waiting up for me had fallen asleep on the sofa and when I banged on the window for her to let me in she was so startled she fell over getting off the the sofa and broke a bone in her foot.

Not one of my best days.

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   02-07-2007, 8:11 PM
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Easy this one, I used to own a Honda NS125FG when I was learning (It was 1987, they were the dogs danglies) anyhoo, I decided to sell it 6 months after passing my test so decided to service it. I changed all the consumables and de-coked the exhaust. Then decided to check the level of the new transmission oil using the little view hole in the crankcase, the only problem was the bolt would not move. I tried everything but in the end I resorted to a metal tube over the spanner. Of course the bolt sheared off but with the prospect of swapping it for my new shiny CBR600 FH Jelly mould I had to do something so I............... it's hard for me to confess this...........

I used blue tac to hold the bolt head onto the hole, it worked a treat and is probably still in place. Beat that for a bodge !!!!


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   02-07-2007, 8:21 PM
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I came from Sweden to the island for the first time 1970 on a brand new Kawasaki 500 H1 Mach III, white and blue. An oil seal at the gearbox was leaking and it was repaired with a piece of the rubber tube from the portable gas stove, a Coca Cola can and some barbed wire. Better than new!

On the way home the chain broke on my pals´s Honda and made a great hole in the engine. We could see the gearwheels in the box. It happened close to Immingham and from there the Triumph Bonneville in the gang had to tow the CB with a rope all the way back home. The torque in the Kawa was not enough. The Honda was repaired with some fantastic British? stuff called Belzona. Does anyone know if it´s still existing? 


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   02-08-2007, 3:38 AM
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Silja, yes you can still get belzona if you mean the type that you mix together to use,its bodged a few of my bikes over the years-top stuff !

 


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   02-08-2007, 11:51 AM
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Great that it´s still on the market! Yes, I mean the two component stuff you mix together, Belzona. When ready it looks like aluminium.

It was used by Swedish rider Borje Jansson in his 125 Maico and the 250 Yamaha. He used it in the cylinders to change the gaz streams in the two stroke engines. I was his mechanic for a while and I know that he gained 3-4 hp, from 30 to 34 at 13 000 rpm, in the 125cc single cylinder Maico. That´s proved 1971 in bench tests at the Maico factory in Pfaffingen, Germany. I hope that I don´t tell any secrets now!

He raced The Mountain Corse twice. His name is not correctly spelled in the TT database. There it´s spelled Bo Janssen. I´ve told the webmaster several times to correct it but nothing happens...Check the results! The mentioned Yamasaki was a Kawasaki 250 racing bike with a 250cc Yamaha TD2 or TD3 engine. I don´t remember if the TD3 was launched 1971. Anyone who knows?

Borje, now 65, will maybe show up at the TT this summer with the Maico. It´s still running!


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   02-08-2007, 4:10 PM
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Re: Best bodge to get you home!
Not quite a bodge, but one year while at the st nicks in Oostend, the clutch on the FJ1100 failed, so I had to ride from Oostend to Zebrugger, and then from Felixtow to home....made it in the end, had a few emergencies, but the FJ1100 was a brilliant bike, traded it in for a Daytona 1200....
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   02-08-2007, 5:32 PM
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My mate Martin lost his gear change lever three miles from Assen on his Honda Transalp and rode it across Holland, Belgium to Calais on to the train and off again and up to the M25 around it and then home to west London - no bodge needed - new clutch very much needed! All done in top gear!

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